CHRIS DORNER, please surrender. I’ll help you. I have a team ready to assist.
This is real. It is not just a publicity stunt and yes I know it’s dangerous, but having been shot at over the years by everybody from the Nazi Party to the Jewish Defense League and having been threatened in the last few years by a Hungarian Mafia crime family and the Jerusalem Network of the Israeli Mafia, I’m used to danger even though I’m quite realistically afraid.
I’ve done this once before when I took a couple of bank robbers in a high publicity case into custody and turned them over to the FBI so I know the drill. Once may not seem like a lot of experience, but then this is a rare kind of event so it’s not like anybody in the private sector that you can trust has any experience at this.
You’ve probably never heard of me before but just Google me and you’ll understand why you can trust me and trust my judgment. Amongst other things, I’ve been a private investigator since 1979 and licensed since 1983. I served an unprecedented seven (7) terms as Chair of the Board of the California Association of Licensed Investigators (CALI), the world’s largest private eye organization, more than twice as long as anybody ever served as President or Chair. I’m currently a Criminal Justice Columnist for Counter Punch Magazine and a Commentator for Black Talk Radio network.
I have put together a team to effect a surrender to insure that you (and all of us) stay alive—hopefully. I have two other private investigators lined up (one ex-LAPD and one ex-Secret Service) and two reporters ready to assist.
There are numerous ways to reach me:
Tel: 213.787.5476
Fax: 310.618.1950
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